1- If a girl likes to fix brazilian hair,let her be.
But stay away from such girls if you cannot afford it, don’t go and sweet talk her into being your bebe then you start telling her story whenever she opens her hand to collect everything you have scratched out.
2- If you see a girl you like,don’t stand and look,just make a move and say “baby please be mine”
But for God sake,don’t look for people trouble.
If you like slim girls,then go for slim girls,don’t go and get yourself a fat bebe and start preaching to her about the virtue of being slim.
Did she tell you she does not know that before she allowed herself to balloon up.
3- If you like fat girls,please go for a fat one,don’t get a slim lekpa and start preaching the virtue of chubby. Did she tell you she wants to be chubby. Do you want to eat her flesh when its grown. Guy,be civil and let her be.
If you like fair girls then go for one,don’t get a black bebe and start telling her to use nice cream. If she bleaches her skin,can you tolerate her smell,most importantly if after a few years of bleaching she looks like a hag,can you call her your bebe again,will you still want to fire till day break.
4-If you like true fair, then for heaven sake go for original fair. Stop talking nonsense,don’t go for one baby oku that has bleached out her top layer and is shinning like crayfish soaked in hot oil then you start preaching virtue for her. Leave her alone,they don’t like such things so leave them for people that will cherish such skin.
5- If you like decent girls then go for them,not when you see ashawo backyard that jumps from one bed to another,you go get her and start preaching fidelity to her,who told you she wants to have only one sugar stick, in the first place,you who is talking when last were you faithful to one girl, for God sake allow her scratch her itchy legs very well. (after the regea she will play the blues)
6- If you like decent women then go for one,not when you see a baby oku that whose make up runs into 4 or 5 digit maybe with foundation that if hacked out,you will use to plaster a house,then you start talking nonsense talk about the benefit of using less make up.
7- If you want to die,go and commit suicide,not when you see a devil in disguise,you say,
“if i don’t marry this girl,i will die”
My dear,you will die if you marry her because any girl that will cause such “rational instability” is capable of killing you.
8- Don’t hope anybody will change for you,if you want them to change then you don’t love them rather you are in love with a mirage. People rarely change for anything,the best advice is from within,if people have not arrived at a decision to change there is nothing you can do to make them change.
9- stop lying to girls and posing with what you don’t have,if you met a girl,be honest with her,if she likes you,she will stay with you till you “hammer”. If a girl does not like you,she will never agree even if you spend all the money in the world for her,rather she will take your money and give to another one she likes. But if a girl likes you,you don’t need to talk much and if she does not like you,nothing you say matters,infact she will be your police because everything you say or do will be used against you in the court of judgement when she is with her female friends,in addition,she will “chop ” you dry and ben jonson.
10- Learn how to be a gentleman and treat a woman rightly,every woman is good or can be a rare gem,it depends on you. What can you offer her,note that whatever you offer a woman,she will give you 100times of it,give her love and she will love you all the days of her life,hate her and whenever she wants to pour sin on you even devil will take his pen and paper to jot down methods of wickedness.
treat her will careless attention and she will make life miserable for you.
Every woman is a wife material,its just that materials are different,we have kaki,linen,jean,ashoke,judge,lace,tie and dye(as the name applies,if you tie the knot,you will die slowly and gradually),even leder is used for clothing.
Seek a woman you are compatible with cos that will save you allot of headache. Don’t make stupid or emotional decisions and after you have married a mismatch kind of woman,everyday you come to social media and star preaching that marriage is all about forgiveness. The aim of marriage was never to forgive anybody,marriage is meant to be a heaven from the turmoils of life. If you find yourself enduring your marriage then you made a wrong choice,accept it and seek ways to solve the problem of a round hole you put into a square peg(its not the fault of anybody that you made stupid decision).
Sometimes,we say things happen for a reason,yes that right and sometimes that reason is because you are stupid or lack the rquired skills to implement what you want.
Life is short,we have all come into this planet and none is living her alive,so my dear,marry a beautiful woman so you life will be a paradise all through. Truthfully,if you marry a bad woman,you will become a good philosopher bacause for the rest of your life,you will keep reasoning and wondering what on earth lead you to marry her.
I dey go church no dey for this one,you pastor will only counsel you then go back to the arms of his sweet heart and they will enjoy themself until you come for the next counseling session,he will give you another cok and bull formula,my dear,the church can only give you the fortitude to bear the pain of a bad marriage but it will not remove the elephant off your neck through divorce(no bi you marry am,na church tell you to marry her).
From an indirect study,most men with bad marriages go down stroke,some dont survive it so if you think you can endure it,my dear wait till old age then you will know whether you actually endured or you just wrecked your body to crash down with all manner of degenerative health issues in later years.
Marry a good wife material (choose your type,remember,there is kaki and there is lace) if you use kaki to sew suit and wear it ontop of a lace trouser,wooow.
Dont marry the type that even onlookers(nebos and associate) will always wonder what brought both of gether.
Cheers to every young man yet unmarried,welcome to our club but make haste to marry shaa.